Paul Revere’s Daily News Brief – 1.12.2014

Sen. Rand Paul Opposes Yellen Nomination to Federal Reserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-chuEeBhsdo

Terrorist Group Issues Fatwa to Kill Journalists and Spies

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/10/blaze-exclusive-terrorist-group-issues-fatwa-to-kill-journalists-and-spies/

White House: Group that Carried Out Benghazi Attack Not Al Qaeda

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/10/white-house-group-that-carried-out-benghazi-attack-not-al-qaeda/

The Important Thing an Iranian Commander Said About Hezbollah

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/11/the-important-thing-an-iran-commander-said-about-hezbollah/

Comments to “The Blaze” on the above story:

Justimagine: “And when Israel responds, they won’t have to pinpoint.”

MysteryofBabylon: “Daniel & John warned us of these days & signs. With 100% accuracy they Nailed it. Now the signing of the Peace treaty that will be broken is next.”

Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}: No, they will not have to pinpoint, and you can guarantee any retaliation on part of Israel will be denounced by Obama, the left, the RINO’s, and much of the world. War is coming to the Middle East, and soon. I wonder how many of these ‘improvements’ have come from Obama ordering NASA, and the military, to hand over technology to the terrorists?

Mark Levin: Boehner, Cantor, Ryan Expanding Welfare State by Pushing Amnesty

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/11/Levin-Boehner-Cantor-Ryan-aiding-increased-welfare-state-through-immigration-policies

Theater Cancels Showings of Major Hollywood Hits to Accommodate Massive Crowds Flocking to See ‘Lone Survivor’

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/11/theater-cancels-showings-of-major-hollywood-hits-to-accommodate-massive-crowds-flocking-to-see-lone-survivor/

Proving that America is hungry for REAL HEROES, not the pompous, spoiled brats that Hollyweird tries to shove down our throats.

IF YOU WANT REAL HEROES, TURN TO THE US MILITARY !

Rush Limbaugh: Under Obama President Quisling America Is Reliving ‘Absolute, Total, Utter Disaster’ of Jimmy Carter’s Economy

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/11/rush-limbaugh-under-obama-america-is-reliving-absolute-total-utter-disaster-of-jimmy-carters-economy/

The misuse of American might, and the price it pays: The United States no longer knows how to win wars, but it continues to start them.

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/commentary/la-oe-bacevich-failed-wars-20140112,0,5920178.story#axzz2qBUvtx1q

This is ABSOLUTELY NOT the fault of the American Soldier !

It IS the fault of the National Command Authority. In the United States, the national command authorities are the president, the secretary of defense, and/or their duly deputized alternates or successors. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS !

Lane-gate, Christie Helps Obama Again!

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/lane-gate-christie-helps-obama-again/

Bridge Scandal Papers Point to Cover-Up

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/11/nyregion/hundreds-of-pages-on-bridge-scandal-released.html

Target says data breach up to 110 million customers

http://news.yahoo.com/target-says-data-breach-hit-70-mn-customers-150615694.html

And NOT just people who shopped there during Christmas !

Credit card hackers hit Neiman Marcus

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-57617075-83/credit-card-hackers-hit-neiman-marcus/

Et tu, Neiman Marcus ?

China surpasses US as world’s largest trading nation

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/jan/10/china-surpasses-us-world-largest-trading-nation

Perhaps if we hadn’t driven most of our manufacturing jobs to China, Southeast Asia, South America, India, etc.  . . .

Second wave of health-insurance disruption affects small businesses

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/second-wave-of-health-insurance-disruption-affects-small-businesses/2014/01/11/dc2f7404-6ffe-11e3-a523-fe73f0ff6b8d_story.html

Exclusive to Breitbart — ‘I heard it doesn’t work’: College Students React to Obamacare Quislingcare

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/11/Exclusive-Florida-University-Students-on-Obamacare

In the modern Democrat party, the dirtiest four-letter word of all is “work.”

http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/columnists/howie_carr/2014/01/auntie_makes_it_work

Hillary For President?

EIGHT QUOTES FROM 7 DIFFERENT BOOKS

Sorry about the language but these are her actual words.

(1) “Where is the G*damn flag? I want the G*damn f**king flag up every morning
at f**king sunrise.”

From the book “Inside the White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244; Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day 1991.

(2) “F**k off! It’s enough I have to see you sh*t-kickers every day! I’m not going to talk to you, too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.”

From the book “America Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p.90; Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good Morning.”

(3) “If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and
grab those bags!”

From the book “The First Partner” p. 259; Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry herluggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.

(4) “Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k back away from me! Don’t come within ten
yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!?”

From the book “Unlimited Access”by Clinton’s FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p. 139; Hillary is screaming at her Secret Service detail.

(5) “Where’s the miserable c**k sucker?” (otherwise known as “Bill Clinton”)

From the book “The Truth about Hillary” by Edward Klein, p.5; Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer.

(6) “You f**king idiot” From the book “Crossfire” ~pg. 84;

Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.

(7) “Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those f**king sunglasses! We need to go back!
From the book ” Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72; Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turnback while en route to Air Force One.

(8)“Come on Bill, put your d**k up! You can’t f**k her here!!“From the book “Inside the White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 243; Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female.

This ill-tempered, violent, loud-mouth, hateful and abusive woman wants to be your next President, and have total control as Commander and Chief of our Military; the very Military for which she has shown incredible disdain throughout her public life.

Remember her most vile comment: “what difference at this point does it make?”

Famous Presidential Lies

  LBJ:

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon:
I am not a crook

GHW Bush:
Read my lips – No new taxes

Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
If I had a son.
I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
You didn’t build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
ObamaCare will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never met my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. (He finally admitted today, (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.)

And the biggest one of all:
“I, Barack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”

2014: The year we do and say the right and just thing instead of the politically correct status bull crap.

Thanks to my old friend, Frank, for sending this to me. We don’t always agree on everything, BUT WE SURE AGREE ON THIS !

Guns, Bullets, Happiness: A 2014 SHOT Show Preview

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/11/Guns-Bullets-Happiness-A-2014-SHOT-Show-Preview

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Yours for a FREE AMERICA,

Paul Revere

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Paul Revere’s Daily News Brief – 1.10.2014

See a shrink, lose your gun

http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/see-a-shrink-lose-your-gun/

‘Cataclysmic’: What You Probably Didn’t Know About Germany Getting Its Gold Back From the Federal Reserve

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/08/cataclysmic-what-you-probably-didnt-know-about-germany-getting-its-gold-back-from-the-federal-reserve/

Members of Congress Won’t Read This Bill

http://blog.heritage.org/2014/01/10/omnibus-no-member-of-congress-will-read-this-bill/

Ben Carson: Next president of the U.S.?

http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/ben-carson-next-president-of-the-u-s/

Beware the Left-Wing-Funded “Main Street” Republicans

http://townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/2014/01/10/beware-the-leftwingfunded-main-street-republicans-n1775795

If Chris Christie only learned about emails yesterday, why ‘two’ sleepless nights?

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/09/if-chris-christie-only-learned-about-emails-yesterday-why-two-sleepless-nights/

See the Scathing Letter GOP Lawmakers Sent to Obama President Quisling on Immigration

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/09/see-the-scathing-letter-gop-lawmakers-sent-to-obama-on-immigration/

Remember the Former Marine Who Opened Fire After an Arizona Couple Pulled a Gun on a Sears Employee? Police Have Submitted Charges…Against Him

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/09/remember-the-former-marine-who-opened-fire-after-an-arizona-couple-pulled-a-gun-on-a-sears-employee-police-will-be-submitting-charges-against-him/

“We’ll teach those GUN NUTS to protect people! Don’t they know that they are REQUIRED to acquiesce to the demands of every lawbreaker, I mean disadvantaged citizen, who demands money from them under threat of physical violence?   WE’LL TEACH THOSE GUN NUTS !

13,000 Quislingcare Applicants Have No Records with Health Insurers

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/09/Some-find-health-insurers-have-no-record-of-them

Escaping the Rat Maze of the Welfare State

http://townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/2014/01/10/escaping-the-rat-maze-of-the-welfare-state-n1775510

Liberal Economic Mythology on Unemployment Benefits

http://townhall.com/columnists/davidlimbaugh/2014/01/10/liberal-economic-mythology-on-unemployment-benefits-n1775486

4 New Scary Technologies Threatening Your Privacy

http://www.offthegridnews.com/2014/01/09/4-new-scary-technologies-threatening-your-privacy-with-rep-daniel-zolnikov-episode-192/?inf_contact_key=fecabb562cd13c53caecbfa4a7d63df4c09e9e479bbc96e9c6b18417e7e3eda3

Like World War II History? Then You’ll Probably Appreciate This ‘War in Europe’ Time-Lapse Video

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/09/like-world-war-ii-history-then-youll-probably-appreciate-this-war-in-europe-time-lapse-video/

The Surprise This Terminally Ill Teenager Is About to Get Will Forever Change His Life

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/09/he-may-only-have-months-to-live-but-what-he-is-about-to-see-will-change-his-life-forever/

THIS is the kind of friends we all want! This also proves, once again, that there are more “good” teens than some think. Like all groups, there are some “bad apples”, but MOST teenagers are GOOD PEOPLE.

‘They Portray the Guys Brilliantly’: Marcus Luttrell Praises ‘Lone Survivor’ Film Out in Theaters This Weekend

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/08/they-portray-the-guys-brilliantly-marcus-luttrell-praises-lone-survivor-film-out-in-theaters-this-weekend/

I’ll be at the FIRST SHOW this afternoon !

MANY THANKS, to all SEALs and all members of the U.S. Military for protecting America and keeping us safe!

May GOD BLESS each and every one of you.

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Yours for a FREE AMERICA,

Paul Revere

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Paul Revere’s Daily News Brief – 1.8.2014

Convention of States: Thirty-Five States Called into Action

http://www.conventionofstates.com/news/thirty-five-states-called-action

Iranian Official: We Need Nuclear Bomb ‘So We Can Put Israel in Its Place’

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/07/iranian-official-we-need-nuclear-bomb-to-so-we-can-put-israel-in-its-place/

Check Out “Cowboy Logic Radio”, a presentation of Stand Up America:   http://tunein.com/radio/WDFP—Cowboy-Logic-Radio-s192266/

Stand Up America’s blog is here:  http://www.standupamericaus.org

Robert Gates, former defense secretary, offers harsh critique of Obama’s President Quisling’s leadership in ‘Duty’

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/robert-gates-former-defense-secretary-offers-harsh-critique-of-obamas-leadership-in-duty/2014/01/07/6a6915b2-77cb-11e3-b1c5-739e63e9c9a7_print.html

Huh? Business Insider endorses some ‘pretty good’ communist economic policies

http://www.glennbeck.com/2014/01/07/huh-business-insider-endorses-some-pretty-good-communist-economic-policies/

“Voluntary” government checkpoints spark backlash

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/06/government-checkpoints-driving/4265633/

Rand Paul Exposes the Crony Federal Reserve on the Senate Floor

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/rand-paul-exposes-the-crony-federal-reserve-on-the-senate-floor_012014

Remember: The Federal Reserve is a PRIVATE BANK.

It is NOT A GOVERNMENT ENTITY.

2017: The Obama Quisling Regime in Exile

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/01/07/2017_the_obama_regime_in_exile

Rand Paul Rips President Quisling’s ‘Big-Hearted, Small-Brained Policy’ for Unemployed

http://www.newsmax.com/NewsmaxTv/rand-paul-obama-unemployment-policy/2014/01/07/id/545746

Chief Justice John Roberts refuses to grant emergency Quislingcare stay: “You might as well just put ‘F-you’ on a piece of paper and show it to the Constitution… Because that’s all he’s done.”

http://www.glennbeck.com/2014/01/07/chief-justice-john-roberts-refuses-to-grant-emergency-obamacare-stay/

2014: Quislingcare Puts Down Roots for the Long Haul

http://blog.heritage.org/2014/01/07/obamacare-2014-puts-down-roots-long-haul-costs-taxpayers/

States to NSA: Get a warrant

http://www.wnd.com/2014/01/states-to-nsa-get-a-warrant/

Ex-DARPA Head Wants You to Swallow ID Microchips: Google executive also pushes e-tattoo that reads your mind

http://www.infowars.com/ex-darpa-head-wants-you-to-swallow-id-microchips/

California Legislators Introduce Bill To Banish NSA: Bipartisan duo wants to cut NSA’s utilities, ban research at state schools and impose sanctions on contractors

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/01/07/california-legislators-introduce-bill-to-banish-nsa

Carmakers keep data on drivers’ locations

Carmakers keep data on drivers’ locations

Facial recognition app matches strangers to online profiles

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57616799-1/facial-recognition-app-matches-strangers-to-online-profiles/

Apparently, “Little Brother” is watching, too.

Surrounded by Victims of His Own Economic Destruction, the President Says Paying People Not to Work Creates Jobs

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/01/07/surrounded_by_victims_of_his_own_economic_destruction_the_president_says_paying_people_not_to_work_creates_jobs

Votes Not There in the House for Unemployment Benefits Extension

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/01/votes_not_there_in_the_house_for_unemployment_benefits_extension.html#ixzz2pi6uEDPY

President Quisling Fiddles While the Economy Burns

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/01/07/obama_fiddles_while_the_economy_burns

BREAK UP: Will California splinter into 6 states? Voters, Congress could soon decide

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/6/investor-gives-life-to-effort-to-split-california-/

Candidate accuses Democrat Alison Lundergan Grimes of trying to buy him out of Kentucky Senate race

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/senate-races/194629-ky-senate-candidate-accuses-opponent-of-trying-to-buy-him-out

EPA proposes restrictions for new wood stoves

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/07/epa-proposes-new-restrictions-for-new-wood-stoves/?intcmp=latestnews

New York Police Won’t Enforce Strict Gun Control Law, Says Legislator

http://www.offthegridnews.com/2014/01/02/new-york-police-wont-enforce-strict-gun-control-law-says-legislator/

Illinois Conceal Carry Applications Overwhelmingly Outpace Quislingcare Enrollment

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/06/Illinoisans-Flood-Online-Conceal-Carry-Application-Site

Report Finds More Flaws in Digitizing Patient Files

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/08/business/report-finds-more-flaws-in-digitizing-patient-files.html?_r=0

What Catastrophe? MIT’s Richard Lindzen, the unalarmed climate scientist

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/what-catastrophe_773268.html#

Teacher Reportedly Seizes First-Grader’s Christmas Gift and Trashes Affixed Religious Story

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/07/jesus-is-not-allowed-teacher-reportedly-bans-first-grade-student-from-handing-out-christmas-candy-cane-story/

TheBlaze TV Network Has Some Good News

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/07/theblaze-tv-network-keeps-on-growing-signs-deal-with-top-20-cable-operator/

Pro Patria

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/pro-patria_773260.html#

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Yours for a FREE AMERICA,

Paul Revere

“Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: “In God is our trust.”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!”

Monday, December 2, 2013

US Sends New Submarine-Hunting Jets to Japan Amid East Asia Tension

 http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/us-sends-jets-japan/2013/12/02/id/539377#ixzz2mJy41nEO

Mitch McConnell: Tea Party is ‘Giving Conservatism a Bad Name’

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/30/you-might-be-surprised-by-whos-angry-over-giving-conservatism-a-bad-name/

                                                                       Looks like Mitch is telling another “fish story” in the photo above

We DEFINITELY need to replace Senator McConnell in 2014!

U.S. general leads fresh assault on Obama policies

 http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/u-s-general-leads-new-assault-on-obama-policies/#aoP2vt8VsbPFwVrX.99

‘All Hell Is Going to Break Loose’: George Will’s Dire ObamaScare Concern for 2014

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/01/all-hell-is-going-to-break-loose-george-wills-dire-obamacare-concern-for-2014/

Despite Website Fixes, Fears Grow that ObamaScare Numbers Don’t Add Up

 http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/obamacare-signup-numbers-young/2013/12/01/id/539356#ixzz2mJxcFEeu

Cardinal Dolan: ObamaScare Asks Catholic Church to Violate Convictions

 http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/cardinal-dolan-catholic-obamacare/2013/12/01/id/539322#ixzz2mJzE2wgs

GOP slams ObamaScare site’s data insecurity

http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/gop-slams-obamacare-sites-data-insecurity/?cat_orig=money

Nobel Prize economist warns of U.S. stock market bubble

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/nobel-prize-economist-warns-u-stock-market-bubble-145958281–sector.html

Brand-new fears for U.S. dollar disaster

http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/brand-new-fears-for-u-s-dollar-disaster/

Jim Rogers: ‘Abolish’ the Incompetent Federal Reserve

http://www.moneynews.com/StreetTalk/Jim-Rogers-abolish-Federal-Reserve-incompetent/2013/11/29/id/539206

It’s time to slay “The Creature from Jekyll Island”!

‘I Will Not Shut Up’: Netanyahu Defiant After Predecessor Calls His Criticism of Iran Nuke Deal ‘Declaration of War’ on U.S.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/01/i-will-not-shut-up-netanyahu-defiant-after-predecessor-calls-his-criticism-of-iran-nuke-deal-declaration-of-war-on-u-s/

Gen. Hayden: Iran ‘Far Too Close to Nuclear Weapon’

 http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/hayden-iran-nuclear/2013/12/01/id/539315#ixzz2mJyUCe7p

Judd Gregg: Rule shift destroys the Senate

http://thehill.com/opinion/judd-gregg/191674-judd-gregg-rule-shift-destroys-the-senate

And, we need to return to the ORIGINAL Constitutional method of choosing Senators – THEY ARE APPOINTED BY THE STATE LEGISLATORS! As originally set-up by our Founding Fathers, The House of Representatives represents the people, the Senate represents THE STATES.

India’s Mars mission enters second stage; outpaces space rival China

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/indias-mars-mission-enters-second-stage-outpaces-space-033933920–finance.html

Meanwhile, NASA is tasked with making Islamists feel good about themselves. Way to go, Obama! You are definitely not JFK!

Eye on 2016, Clintons Rebuild Bond With Blacks

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/01/us/politics/eye-on-2016-clintons-rebuild-bond-with-blacks.html?_r=0

Is President Obama a lame duck already?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/is-president-obama-a-lame-duck-already/

Well, he was LAME on day 1 . . . Why Not?

Media attacks Obama’s ‘Soviet-style’ publicity policy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10486935/Media-attacks-Obamas-Soviet-style-publicity-policy.html

New low for Congress: Just 6 percent approve, finally lower than car salespeople

http://washingtonexaminer.com/new-low-for-congress-just-6-approve-finally-lower-than-car-salespeople/article/2539953

In other words, we need to replace 94% of Congress in the 2014 elections.

Homeschoolers ordered to class for ‘socialization’

http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/court-orders-kids-to-school-for-socialization/?cat_orig=faith

Shocking Video of Vicious Black Friday Brawl Will Leave Many Wondering Which Direction Our Society Is Heading

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/29/shocking-video-of-vicious-black-friday-brawl-will-leave-many-wondering-which-direction-our-society-is-heading/

Adopt a Terrorist.- Too Good to Miss

Probably isn’t true, but it IS a good read!

This is BRILLIANT ! ‘ — Someone should send to all the liberal US idiots who want to close Guantanamo so they can be put on the adoption list!  
The Canadians know how to handle complaints.

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Here is an example.A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.  She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:

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National Defense Headquarters
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called ‘Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers’ program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
 
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his ‘attitudinal problem’ will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
 
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.

You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I’m sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of ‘respecting his culture and religious beliefs’ as described in your letter.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially, Minister of National Defense

“And that’s the way it is“ – Monday, December 2, 2013

Paul Revere